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Greeting cards (set of 8)
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“Baby Dick Virgin” 11×14-inch art print
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“Beyond the Pink Cloud” 12×16-inch art print
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“Bleed Blue Sniff Glue” 8×10-inch art print
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“Chemicool” 6×8-inch art print
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“Christian Love (The Grace of a Mountain Goat)” 6×8-inch art print
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“Eat Gummy Worms and Smoke Crack with Someone Who Appreciates You” 6×8-inch art print
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“Eradicating the Threat of Happiness” 16×12-inch art print
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“Free from Expectations, Shoes, and Toothpaste” 4×6-inch art print
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“Funny” 4×6-inch art print
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“The Future Scares the Sit Out of Me” 7×14-inch art print
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“Have Sex With And/Or Buy Art From Me” 11×14-inch art print
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![Apparently Proverbs 5:19 says: “Like a loving doe and a graceful mountain goat, Let her breasts satisfy you at all times; Be exhilarated always with her love.” So… Christianity is fucking weird, you guys. Then again, I sure could go for a nice girl with ]THE GRACE OF A MOUNTAIN GOAT and, like, really cool tits. Anyone know how I’d go about getting baptized?](https://sammythrashlife.com/wp-content/uploads/Grace-of-a-Mountain-Goat-300x300.jpg)
