3/8/2014

I was about to make a silly update about buying a half gallon of ice cream and having my work cut out for me since I – you know – LIVE IN A MINIVAN and don’t own a freezer BUT – how ’bout this instead…

This fermented-foods kid wanted one of my twenty dollar prints and offered to give me ten dollars and a bottle of homebrewed Kombucha instead of the full twenty. So, for those unfamiliar, Kombucha is a vinegary, fizzy health drink. Which means that it’s under pressure and SHOULD THE GLASS BOTTLE EXPLODE SUDDENLY, your life will reek of vinegar. Especially if it explodes all over your clothes, your bed, your carpet, and your fucking inventory of art prints.

I’m gonna get on that fucking ice cream now.