Gallery
In the blog, content is sorted by the date it was added to the website. Here in the gallery, pieces are sorted by their date of completion.
Click any image to bring up more info, including the story behind the piece or the blog entry in which it was originally featured. (Stories for some of the newer pieces haven’t been written up yet).
You can purchase nearly all of my prints from the webstore . If you’d like one that’s not currently listed or you’re interested in one of the original paintings or drawings, send a message .
“She’s Cut with Xylazine” 9/29/2024. Acrylic paint. 24×20″.
“Common Denominator.” 8/12/24. Acrylic paint and pigment ink. 8×10″.
“The Boy Nobody Wanted Wins the Super Bowl” 7/26/24. Acrylic paint. 36×36″.
“What Makes Life Feel Worth Living.” 6/16/24. Acrylic paint. 24×24″.
“Baby Dick Virgin.” 5/1/24. Acrylic paint. 16×20″.
“Stupid Kids With Stupid Dreams” 6/27/20. Acrylic paint. 24×24″.
“Things You Can’t Come Back From.” 3/24/19. Acrylic paint. 18×24″.
“Sorry For Overdosing in Your Bathroom” 3/8/19. Acrylic paint. 20×20″.
“Buy This Painting or They’ll Put Me in Jail Where I Belong.” 2/7/18. Acrylic paint. 24×30″.
“Run Free, Spit Fire, Yell at Clouds.” 1/11/18. Acrylic paint. 40×30″.
“Enjoy Me While You Can.” 12/19/17. Acrylic paint. 3×2′.
“Chemicool.” 12/10/17. Acrylic paint. 11×14″.
“Mental Health Services Available to Strippers, Junkies, Cutters, and Other SICK GIRLS.” 12/6/17. Acrylic paint. 3×4′.
“The World Revolves Around Me.” 8/21/15. Acrylic paint. 4×4′.
“I Could Never Love Anyone More Than i Hate Myself .” 4/30/15. Acrylic paint. 36×36″.
“I’m Getting Really Sick of Not Being Famous.” 3/31/15. Acrylic paint. 48×24″.
“Rainbows and Puppy Dogs.” 1/3/15. Acrylic paint. 10×8″.
“The Last Unfinished Work.” 12/24/14. Acrylic. 4×5′.
“I Have Borderline Personality Disorder and I Accept Credit and Debit.” 9/26/14. Ink. 40×32″.
“The World Can Be Cold and Mean But I’m Gonna Try to Do My Best Anyway.” 8/13/14. Acrylic paint. 40×60″.
“Bad Things Happen (to Kids That Fuck).” 8/11/14. Ink. 5×7″.
“There Might Be Something Wrong With My Penis.” 7/26/14. Acrylic paint. 8×10″.
“(We Are All) Shitty Children.” 7/24/14. Acrylic paint. 60×40″.
“Have Sex With and/or Buy Art From Me.” 7/1/14. Acrylic paint and duct tape on canvas. 22×28″.
“What I Do When I’m Not on Tinder.” 6/21/14. Ink. 11×14″.
“Something to Cry About.” 6/20/14. Acrylic paint. 4×3′.
“I Fall in Love Every Week But This Week I Fell in Love With You.” 3/9/14 – 6/4/14. Mixed media. 11×14″.
“Adventures Per Minute.” 5/5/14. Acrylic paint, spray paint, and ink. 36×48″.
“Corporations are Cool; Your Community is Dumb.” 4/22/14. Acrylic and spray paints, ink, and modeling paste. 36×36″.
“Nothing’s Good Enough Because I’m Not.” 4/7/14. Acrylic paint, ink, and modeling paste. 48×36″.
“The Future (Scares the Sit Out of Me).” 4/1/14. Acrylic and spray paints, with ink. 24×48″.
“How to Bed a Girl When Your Bed is in a Minivan.” 3/20/14. Acrylic paint, spray paint, and ink. 60×40″.
“Another Painting By My Favorite Artist.” 3/9/14. Acrylic paint and ink. 36×48″.
“Yo – I Painted a Fuckin’ Unicorn.” 2/28/14. Acrylic paint. 16×16″.
“Maybe It’s Okay to Be Happy.” 2/27/14. Acrylic paint and ink. 16×20″.
“I Look Cool Doing It.” 2/21/14. Acrylic paint. 18×24″.
“A Plume of My Own Cigarette Smoke.” 2/20/14. Acrylic, spray, and watercolor paints, food coloring, and ink. 36×48″.
“Poetry By Girls I’ve Brutally Fucked.” 2/7/14. Acrylic paint and ink. 12×24″.
“Modern Art is Stupid; Everything Is.” 1/12/14. Acrylic, spray, and watercolor paints, ink, oil pastels, food coloring, and charcoal. 60×40″.
“I’m Sorry.” 12/26/13. Pen and markers. 6½x9½”.
“Shit Fits / Funny Faces.” 12/22/13. Acrylic and spray paints, food coloring, and ink. 18×24″.
“Amazon Wishlist.” 12/19/13. Acrylic paint and food coloring. 18×24″.
“Beyond the Pink Cloud (I ‘Feel Weird’).” 12/8/13 + 5/19/14. Acrylic and spray paints, oil pastel, resin sand, and cardboard/glue. 18×24″.
“Snowflakes Anonymous.” 11/22/13. Acrylic, watercolor, and spray paints, food coloring, markers, pen, resin sand, cardboard and EBT card – on 24×30″ stretched canvas.
“Save Yourself.” 11/19/13. Pens and markers. 5×6½”.
“28″ 11/5/13. Acrylic paint, food coloring, ink. 18×24″ stretched canvas.
“Eradicating the Threat of Happiness (One Bold Decision at a Time).” 11/1/13. Acrylic and spray paints, resin sand, ink, food coloring, fabric dye. 30×24″ stretched canvas.
“Dear Jacksonville.” 10/29/13. Pen. 8½x11″.
“Autobiography.” 9/30/13. Watercolor (with acrylic outline). 20×16″ stretched canvas.
“Still Sick (The Illest).” 9/13/13. Markers and pens. 24×36″.
“Gift Horse.” 9/4/13. Fabric, thread, pillow stuffing. 13×21″ (height and length).
“Bright Side Nihilism: (Syria +/= Video Music Awards) < The Dog Peed on the Futon." 9/1/13. Mixed media. 30x40".
“Weird War.” 8/20/13. Mixed media. 9×12″.
“Iowa.” 8/19/13. Watercolor, marker, and pen. 9×12″.
“Stand Up and Say No.” 7/31/13. Acrylics and ink on a stretched canvas. 16×20″.
“I Don’t Do Well With Crowds.” 7/16/13. Pen. 8×11½”.
“Blueprint For a Successful Evening.” 6/17/13 + 5/12/14. Acrylic paint, spray paint, and ink. 24×18″.
“Note to Self or: A Pile of Red Boxes Dances Along to the Raging Spiritual and Moral Conflicts That Rattle His (Presumably) Cardboard Bones.” 3/3/13. Acrylic paint, resin sand, black ink pen. 9×12″.
“Pornographic Images For Children.” 2/21/13. Acrylic painting on canvas. 10×12″.
“Suicide Jacket.” 2/18/13. Acrylic paint on my winter coat. 15×24″.
“4-Hydroxybutanoic Acid Talent Show.” 2/16/13. Acrylics on cardboard. 18×28″.
“My Favorite Cartoon.” 1/15/13. Pen on scrap. 3×4″.
“I’m a Fucking Artist, Guys.” 12/14/12. Pen. 2×3″.
Pssst… if you’re one of those rare nerds who’s upset that this page no longer features EVERY ORIGINAL THRASHLIFE EVER, use the site’s search bar to locate the super secret gallery of stuff that’s not very good . But don’t say you weren’t warned…
your work is exceptional and inspirational – stay healthy my friend
Your art is inspirational and means so much to me. Don’t let haters bring you down, instead let them make you stronger and wiser. You are awesome and down right fucking cool as shit ☺️
I look at your work all of the time. it quiets my epilepsy
I kinda fell in love with you by seeing all of this.